I don't have a single pageview yet. Oh my god.
You guys suck. I should have, like, seven-hundred followers. Minimum.
Look at Amy, she started a blog fucking bashing you guys and she had fans left and right! IT'S BECAUSE I'M WHITE, ISN'T IT? Or is it because I speak Spanish?
But hey, at least I'm not fucking lampshading having followers and comments. Like "HEY WOW I HAVE FOLLOWERS NOW" or "HERP DERP I DUNNO WHY YOU GUYS ARE FOLLOWING ME BUT I GUESS THE FACT THAT I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND THIS BLOG WAS INTRODUCED IN A THREAD ON THE FEAR MYTHOS FORUM MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT."
That's another thing. Writing Rule #2: We know it's fictional. Don't push it.
Writing Rule #3 is Don't be a hypocrite, but I can't really think of any examples of that one, so I'll let it slide. Maybe you assholes aren't half-bad after all.
Wait, you're fictional? Wow, consider my mind blown.
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I wonder if this whole thing will end like Animal Man and you'll end up meeting and having a conversation with your writer where he'll just basically say that you are a mouthpiece for his own viewpoints and he is tired of writing you. Only, you know, in a funny way.
Oh, so like DJay's DCA.
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