blarrrrrgh and also come up with better entry titles

I am awake now, and ALL Y'ALL ARE GOING DOWN.

Time for some serious notes.

You guys? Down there in the comments? You suck. ..okay, so there's only one of you. But still, you suck. We all know you're a fictional character. You're a blogging personality made by alliterator.

"Wh... why would you say that, White Jester?" Because I hate fictional blogging. It pisses me off to all ends. Guys, blogging is not a video game. It's not supposed to be this story you can interact with. And if it is some bullshit story you can interact with, YOU SHOULD FUCKING WRITE IT SO YOU CAN INTERACT WITH IT.

Commenting and getting replies from the protagonist is not interacting with the story! That's playing pretend, essentially writing fanfiction. Interacting with the story would be something like a crossover, and crossovers are still done horribly wrong.

In order for something to work in the artistic medium of writing, it has to have precedent. It can't just unexpectedly show up in the middle of a story. It needs either warning, foreshadowing, or a precedent for it to call back to. Let's say you have a duck show up halfway through a story that suddenly eats the protagonist. A warning would be "A duck is going to show up and eat you." A foreshadowing would be basically that but much vaguer. A precedent would be the character being eaten earlier on by some other creature, to establish that being eaten is something that can feasibly happen to the protagonist.

In the best of works, events have both a precedent and either a warning or foreshadowing. In blogging? THERE IS RARELY EITHER.

One more thing. STOP WITH THE FUCKING LABELS, LABELS ARE THERE TO ORGANIZE YOUR BLOG, THEY ARE NOT A BONUS OUTLET FOR STORYTELLING. Furthermore, if you use them as a bonus outlet for storytelling, you need to tell your readers the labels are there to read! PRECEDENT. WARNING. LAMPSHADING. And furthermore, don't ever use labels that way if you're trying to be original.